good morning, here’s your newspaper.
…and a little dance.
He’s so proud of himself.
“We just got a letter, we just got a letter, we just got a letter, i wonder who it’s from!”
DATING TIP: Hold the door for your date. Rip the door off its hinges. Use the door as a weapon to fight off other men. Establish dominance.
IT’S 2014 AND I’VE BEEN RICK ROLL’D AT LEAST FIVE TIMES I CANT TRUST ANY LINK
Nobody drinks a bottle of vodka for fun, and that’s a damn fact.– The most sober thing a drunk person could say (via whispering-secrets-and-smoke)
The mailman brings my dog a treat every day. This is what she does when she hears the truck approaching our street
Anonymous said: Im pretty sad that harley and ivy arent canon lesbians for eachother i mean cOME ON
even babs knows
YOU FORGOT HARLEY’S REACTION TO THAT, ASKING IF SHE MEANS LIKE HOW PEOPLE SAY BATGIRL AND SUPERGIRL ARE FRIENDS
THEN BATGIRL CHANGES THE SUBJECT
SUPER LESBIANS DESERVE THEIR OWN SUPER SHOW